Let’s talk about something real important: your glitter box.
Yes, that one. You might call it your lady parts, your cookie, your magic temple—but over here, we call it what it is: the glitter box. And if you’re gonna be out here living this side chick life (or any kind of life, really), then keeping your glitter box clean, fresh, and respected is not optional—it’s essential.
And I’m not just talking about soap and water. I’m talking ritual. I’m talking self-love. I’m talking about knowing that your body is sacred—and treating it like the VIP lounge it is.
Rule #1: Clean It Like You Mean It
Every glitter box is different, so pay attention to what yours likes and doesn’t like. Some women can use fancy soaps and scrubs—others break out in a second. Know your body, and more importantly, listen to her.
Personally? I keep it simple but consistent: Dial Gold bar soap and warm water for the win. Once a day in winter. Twice a day in summer. Why? Because sweat is not cute, especially down there. And if you’re out here active—working, working out, or working him—you better be fresh.
Rule #2: The Deep Clean Routine
This isn’t just about what’s between your legs. This is about you. Your confidence. Your presence. Your glow.
That’s why once a week (minimum), you need a self-care day. I’m talking:
- Hot bath with vinegar or Epsom salt
- Full-body sugar scrub to exfoliate
- Milk + honey soak to soften the skin
- Pineapple juice and water to cleanse from the inside out
- Oil down with your favorite lotion or Vaseline
This is your time to reconnect with yourself. Play your playlist. Light a candle. Remind yourself you’re that girl, even if no one else is saying it, you better say it to yourself.
Rule #3: Eat (and Drink) Like You Love Her
What you put in your body shows up in your glitter box. You are what you eat—and baby, if you’re living off drive-thru and energy drinks, that’s what he’s gonna taste.
So balance it out. Drink your water. Eat your fruit. And if you know you’ve got a big night coming up? Go heavy on the pineapple, watermelon, and strawberries. Not because it makes you more lovable—but because you deserve to feel good in your own skin.
Rule #4: Keep It Pretty, Keep It Ready
Now, let’s not pretend we don’t care about presentation. Whether you wax, shave, trim, or rock a full bush—do it with intention. Do it because you want to. Not for him, not for the ‘Gram—but for that mirror moment when you stand there, look at yourself, and think: Damn. I’d hit that.
The glitter box is power. But only if you treat it like it’s worth something.
So love it, clean it, feed it, honor it.
Because in a world that’ll try to take everything from you, your self-care is the one thing no one else can touch.
